The meerkat in my locker's starting to reek now. I'll have to get rid of it pretty soon before they start asking questions. For the time being it's in a Marks & Spencer bag and wrapped up in an old cardigan and every now and then I febreeze my locker but still - it's really not very nice.
A funny thing happened today - I was heading towards the elephant enclosure, I passed the Japanese gardens and went down the hill towards the flamingo lake where I noticed some of the birds acting strangely. They were all shuffling around in what appeared to be random directions but slowly as I watched them they formed a perfect straight line. A few seconds later they all started doing high kicks in perfect unison! It was like watching the Tiller Girls in action! I shouted to Vinnie who was picking up an old nappy from behind a bench nearby and he came running but by the time he got there they'd all dispersed again and he didn't see a thing! He says he thinks there's something wrong with me. That's not very nice is it?Barbara
